You know little do people know that milsh isent made by hand it is made with fly's you see milsh would taste horrible/kill you if me and illusion haddent stayed up all night geneticly enginiring a breed of super fly to eat the pre-milsh mixture and digest it for 2 days before the fly dissolving and the milsh falling to the bottem of the huge tank then slowly dribbling into to the listarine bottles. On that note we can move on to the tecnical side of it. You see to make this breed of super fly we had to cross breed a scotish person (who normaly die young of somthing) the commen house fly (Musca Domestica) and last but not least a but of me and illusions love for milsh (our hearts). thats the easy part of what became a giant fly orgy because breeding this super fly race was piece of cake because the scotish will hump anything but when it was complete these flys where so damn ugly (the scotish again) that they dident like to have sex with each other. luckaly illusion said he would spend the rest of the night forcibly making the flys ejaculat(enough said) then forcebly inpregnating the female, which then gave birth to thousands of milsh flys.
we have now spent weeks making thousands of little masks so that they mate at a rate to keep the tank well stocked with milsh. to inject the milsh into the flys is no hard task since the flys have 1% of the love of milsh from me and illusions hearts, 2% is enough to make any one make pre-milsh their main food source. but as we all know pre-milsh is like acid so we had to use the scotish super hard stomach to hold it long enough to turn into any of the many tasty irisistable flavours of milsh you drink today.